List of Daily Indulgences
No
|
Your
Pleasures!!!
|
Monthly
Cost RM
|
Daily
Cost RM
|
What
You Get eh !
|
1
|
Daily pack cigarettes X 1 X RM10
|
300.00
|
10.00
|
Marlboro Man Feel and potential lung
cancer. Bad breath and bad model for your kids.
|
2
|
Happy Hour 2x per week
(3 jugs of RM100)
|
800.00
|
26.66
|
Red face, bad breath, cholesterol,
police summons.
|
3
|
Foot reflexology 1x weekly @ RM50
per session
|
200.00
|
6.66
|
Short relief of muscle pains for your
legs only.
|
4
|
Body massage 1x weekly @ RM80 per
session
|
320.00
|
10.66
|
Bodily relief + nagging from wife.
|
5
|
Lunch treats for 4 colleagues or
friends 1x weekly @ RM75
|
300.00
|
10.00
|
Increase weight & feel good
factor.
|
6
|
Daily StarBucks 1x Latte
|
450.00
|
15.00
|
Increased caffeine for body &
talk nonsense.
|
7
|
Petrol to get you to work and
leisure only @ RM100 per week.
|
400.00
|
13.33
|
Basic living costs only.
No extra values, except that you
live to support the family.
|
8
|
Movie outings for family of 5 & friends @ 2x per month.
|
200.00
|
6.66
|
2 hours fantasy, no educational
values.
|
9
|
Annual overseas holiday
|
10,000.00
|
27.39
|
Its good to have family trips but
the value factor lasts only for 1 week.
|
10
|
Daily kopitiam cuppa @ RM2.80 cup
|
84.00
|
2.80
|
Increase sugar level and bragging
for half hour.
|
11
|
Daily parking charges going to the
Shopping Centres @ RM3
|
3.00
|
Smaller wallets when your missus
spends more in Mid Valley.
|
|
12
|
Providing
security scheme to protect your family & loved ones and fellow
neighbours.
Soft
benefits of becoming a Member of TDP1RA :
Free coffee & teh tarik
Free lunch & dinner
Free
gifts from fellow members (mineral water, torch-lites, pens, umbrella,
cookies, tidbits, etc.)
Free flat battery jump services.
Free exercise when doing
patrolling with fellow members.
Friendships, fellowships and
comradeships.
Personal contribution to
neighbourhood, society and God.
Go ask your 6-year old kid to
analyze this mathematically for the best benefits and you would not be that
surprised when your kid chooses the answer.
Worst still, the smart alec will
ask you WHAT have you done to protect him and the family, and WHY you have
not done so?!
|
Between
80.00
to 150.00
|
2.66 to 5.00
|
Better protection of your homes
& properties.
Ease
of mind at work, you can concentrate on your career.
Ease of mind at home, you can
sleep soundly.
Your
kid and old parents can walk a bit safer to the Playground and Shops.
Lower risk for your wife’s handbag
to be snatched.
Deterrence
for undesirable characters lurking around to harass your wife and kids.
Reduced number of Mat Rempits
speeding in Taman Desa Phase 1.
Reduced
number of youngsters frolicking in the PlayGround in late nights, drinking
and shouting out loud.
Deterrence of foolish drivers
speeding inside Phase 1 roads.
Better
support & faster follow-up on breakdowns of amenities, eg. Street
lightings, burst pipes, blocked drains, fallen tress, etc.
ALL THESE for less than a cuppa of
coffee!!!
|
The above was contributed by one of our fellow resident and
subscriber to the security scheme.
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