Tuesday, 7 August 2012

Life’s Perspectives on Your Responsibilities for your family & loved ones.

List of Daily Indulgences

No
Your Pleasures!!!
Monthly Cost RM
Daily Cost RM
What You Get eh !
1
Daily pack cigarettes X 1 X RM10
300.00
10.00
Marlboro Man Feel and potential lung cancer. Bad breath and bad model for your kids.

2
Happy Hour 2x per week
(3 jugs of RM100)
800.00
26.66
Red face, bad breath, cholesterol, police summons.

3
Foot reflexology 1x weekly @ RM50 per session
200.00
6.66
Short relief of muscle pains for your legs only.

4
Body massage 1x weekly @ RM80 per session
320.00
10.66
Bodily relief + nagging from wife.

5
Lunch treats for 4 colleagues or friends 1x weekly @ RM75
300.00
10.00
Increase weight & feel good factor.

6
Daily StarBucks 1x Latte
450.00
15.00
Increased caffeine for body & talk nonsense.

7
Petrol to get you to work and leisure only @ RM100 per week.

400.00
13.33
Basic living costs only.
No extra values, except that you live to support the family.

8
Movie outings for family of 5  & friends @ 2x per month.
200.00
6.66
2 hours fantasy, no educational values.

9
Annual overseas holiday
10,000.00
27.39
Its good to have family trips but the value factor lasts only for 1 week.

10
Daily kopitiam cuppa @ RM2.80 cup

84.00
2.80
Increase sugar level and bragging for half hour.
11
Daily parking charges going to the Shopping Centres @ RM3


3.00
Smaller wallets when your missus spends more in Mid Valley.
12
Providing security scheme to protect your family & loved ones and fellow neighbours.

Soft benefits of becoming a Member of TDP1RA :

Free coffee & teh tarik
Free lunch & dinner
Free gifts from fellow members (mineral water, torch-lites, pens, umbrella, cookies, tidbits, etc.)
Free flat battery jump services.
Free exercise when doing patrolling with fellow members.
Friendships, fellowships and comradeships.
Personal contribution to neighbourhood, society and God.

Go ask your 6-year old kid to analyze this mathematically for the best benefits and you would not be that surprised when your kid chooses the answer.

Worst still, the smart alec will ask you WHAT have you done to protect him and the family, and WHY you have not done so?!
Between
80.00 to 150.00
2.66 to 5.00
Better protection of your homes & properties.
Ease of mind at work, you can concentrate on your career.
Ease of mind at home, you can sleep soundly.
Your kid and old parents can walk a bit safer to the Playground and Shops.
Lower risk for your wife’s handbag to be snatched.
Deterrence for undesirable characters lurking around to harass your wife and kids.
Reduced number of Mat Rempits speeding in Taman Desa Phase 1.
Reduced number of youngsters frolicking in the PlayGround in late nights, drinking and shouting out loud.
Deterrence of foolish drivers speeding inside Phase 1 roads.
Better support & faster follow-up on breakdowns of amenities, eg. Street lightings, burst pipes, blocked drains, fallen tress, etc.

ALL THESE for less than a cuppa of coffee!!!



The above was contributed by one of our fellow resident and subscriber to the security scheme.




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